Oct 30, 2008

10 Things you say on Halloween that sound dirty, but really aren't

10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something
In the sack tonight.
 
8. Just get on your hands and
Knees and bob your head.
 
7. She's got a couple of nice
Pumpkins on her porch.
 
6. If you just lick itIt will last longer.
 
5. Let me see your big sack.
 
4. Can I eat your zagnuts?
 
3. Have your mom check it
Before you put it in your mouth.
 
2. You scared me stiff!
 
And the dirtiest sounding but
Not-dirty Halloween saying is...
 
He's got candy spread out
On the living room floor!

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